Frosted Grease

Frosted Grease Overview (Hypothermia x Stir Fry)

Effect:
Frosted Grease is a heavy-hitting hybrid that blends the icy calm of Hypothermia with the loud, funky punch of Stir Fry. This strain delivers a bold, fast-acting high that starts with a hazy, euphoric lift to the mind before sinking deep into a greasy, sedative body melt. The Hypothermia side brings that signature smooth, glacial onset—cool and calming—while Stir Fry throws in a wild twist with a narcotic, full-bodied finish. Expect a heady wave of relaxation that slowly thickens into a couch-friendly, almost trance-like state. This one leans heavier on the evening side—perfect for zoning out, ending a stressful day, or locking in for some quality couch time with a good show or playlist. Not quite a knockout, but pretty close.

Taste & Smell:
True to its name, Frosted Grease combines sweet, frosty terps with funky, savory depth. The Hypothermia lineage gives off sharp sour blueberry and floral candy notes, bringing a high-pitched sweetness to the forefront. Stir Fry crashes the party with heavy-hitting garlic butter, burnt rubber, grapefruit and diesel funk, layering the profile with something unmistakably loud and greasy. When combined, this strain offers a complex aroma—blueberry citrus glaze over sizzling garlic hashbrowns, with undertones of rubber, spice, and gas. On the exhale, a cooling sweetness cuts through the savory haze, leaving your palate coated with a funky-smooth aftertaste. It’s weird, it’s loud, it’s delicious—and terp heads are going to love it.

Growth:
Frosted Grease grows like a greasy beast. The Hypothermia side contributes tight, dense buds that can get weighty in late flower, while Stir Fry adds vigorous branching and chunked-out flower sites that stack well when trained early. Expect heavy trichome coverage and dense nug structure with bright pistils and cool fades—greens, purples, even hints of silver depending on environment. This strain loves airflow and good defoliation, especially mid-flower, as the dense buds can be prone to moisture if left unchecked. Indoors or out, it performs well for growers who understand light control, canopy management, and how to handle a strain with some stink. And yes—it stinks. You’ll need filters.

Suited for Beginners?
Frosted Grease isn’t the hardest strain to grow, but it’s not a total breeze either. The dense bud structure from Hypothermia requires attention to humidity and airflow, and Stir Fry’s aggressive funk means odor control is a must. That said, it’s very rewarding—high resin production, unique bag appeal, and a terp profile that makes it stand out in any stash jar. Beginners who are ready to dial in the basics and stay on top of their grow space will have fun with it, while intermediate and advanced growers will appreciate its structure, vigor, and final product.

Ready to dive into Frosted Grease—that icy, greasy combo of sweet and funk? Whether you’re looking for a heady, heavy-hitting evening strain or something to impress your terp-hunting friends, this one brings the frost and the funk.